are you a Republican or Democrat?

101102 at 8:01 am 2 comments

For whomever can’t decide which way to vote: sent from RK

If you ever wondered whether your’re Democrat or Republican, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.

Today’s the day to VOTE!

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. paleryder  |  101104 at 2:25 pm

    Only in the mind of a democrat can you come to the conclusion that ….if you ban all guns,they will go away,and, if you ban abortions they will simply go underground.
    Drug addiction is a disease that should be treated with compassion and understanding…unless the addict is a Conservative talk show host. Government should relax drug laws regardless of the potential for abuse, but should pass new and unConstitutional anti-gun laws because of the potential for abuse.Calls for increased security after a terrorist attack are “political opportunism,” but calls for more gun control after a criminal’s spree killing is “a logical solution.”Disarming innocent, law-abiding citizens helps protect them from evil, lawless terrorists and other thugs. Slowly killing an unborn innocent by tearing it apart limb from limb is good. Slowly killing an innocent disabled woman by starving her to death is good. Quickly killing terrorists, convicted murderers and rapists is BAD. Every religion should be respected and promoted in public schools the name of diversity, so long as that religion isn’t Christianity.The best way to support our troops is to criticize their every move. This will let them know they’re thought of often. Poverty is the cause of all terrorism…which is why the leaders of al Qaeda are typically U.S.-educated and were raised in wealth and luxury. A president who lies under oath is okay, but a president who references sixteen words from an allies’ intelligence report should be dragged through the streets naked.“The People” in the First Amendment means The People; “the People” in the Fourth Amendment means The People; “the People” in the Ninth Amendment means The People; “the People” in the Tenth Amendment means The People; but “the People” in the Second Amendment (ratified in 1791) means the National Guard (created by an Act of Congress in 1903).You support a woman’s “right to choose” to kill her unborn child, but don’t believe that same woman is competent enough to homeschool the children she bears. Proven draft-dodging is irrelevant, but baseless claims of AWOL status is crucial to national security. Threatening to boycott Dr. Laura’s and Rush Limbaugh’s advertisers is exercising Freedom of Speech, but threatening to boycott CBS’s “The Reagans” and Liberal actors over their asinine anti-American remarks is censorship and McCarthyist blacklisting. Everyone must unquestioningly support a junior senator with negligible political experience for president. ’Cause, like, if you don’t, well…dude, you’re a racist! . All cultures must be treated as equal. This is why we have to make excuses for Muslims when they riot, rape and slaughter, but vilify Christians when they organize letter writing campaigns. Any Republican who sides with Democrats should be instantly assigned the role of “leading Republican” in all media reports. This position is immediately forfeited the moment said Republican starts acting like an American again.

    Just Just a handful of requirements to be a good democrat in todays world.

  • 2. censoredexpressions  |  120912 at 7:12 pm

    Reblogged this on Censoredexpressions's Blog.


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